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catholicnun:

why smoke weed when u can just be sleep deprived and laugh at everything at 4am i nthe morning

(via h0odrich)

fffcuk:

catholicnun:

WHAT IS SEX LIKE IM PRETTY SURE IT FEELS GOOD BC WHEN U FINGER URSELF IT FEELS GOOD BUT LIKE WHAT IF THE DICK IS BIG WONT IT HURT WILL I CRY LIKE WILL IT BREAK MY CHERRY LIKE WILLI BLEED WILL HE FREAK OUT WHAT IF IT MAKES THE CONDOM MELT WHAT IF I DIED WHAT IF DURING SEX I LIKE BURP OR SOMETHING WHAT IF AHHH

what if it makes the condom melt

(via yoursuspiciousmother)

googlechrome:

internetexplorers:

do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them

all the time

(via yoursuspiciousmother)

fuckyeahtyrone:

“EQUALITY” scream the white gays with LEGALIZE GAY blazoned across their chests and “NO BLACKS NO ASIANS NO FEMS” blazoned across their grindr profiles

(via cnnbreaking)