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why smoke weed when u can just be sleep deprived and laugh at everything at 4am i nthe morning
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WHAT IS SEX LIKE IM PRETTY SURE IT FEELS GOOD BC WHEN U FINGER URSELF IT FEELS GOOD BUT LIKE WHAT IF THE DICK IS BIG WONT IT HURT WILL I CRY LIKE WILL IT BREAK MY CHERRY LIKE WILLI BLEED WILL HE FREAK OUT WHAT IF IT MAKES THE CONDOM MELT WHAT IF I DIED WHAT IF DURING SEX I LIKE BURP OR SOMETHING WHAT IF AHHH
what if it makes the condom melt
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do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them
all the time
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“EQUALITY” scream the white gays with LEGALIZE GAY blazoned across their chests and “NO BLACKS NO ASIANS NO FEMS” blazoned across their grindr profiles
(via cnnbreaking)
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
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